40-12-31 Howard has a New Harness

"In this instance, he bought the garbage man a present that I bet you my undershirt cost lots and lots of money."

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And the sign is scrubbed and polished 'til who laid the chunk."

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"Maybe he's as rich as my undershirt."

40-06-14 Freedom Last Day of School (gdg)

"I'm free as a horse!" (Rush)

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"June, July, August I'm free as your undershirt." (Rush)

39-04-03 Speaking Acquaintances (gdg)

"Hey, you want your shoes to hop off and hit the ceiling?"

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"You want your undershirt to explode into a million pieces?"

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"I found out something that will make your Sunday hat turn green!"

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"You could of cut off my nose with a pound of butter."

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"Well, you could have taken a dish mop and elected me King of Peoria."

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"The more I think of it, the more you could have put my leg in a tea kettle."