Garbled-de-Gook

The incredible exaggerated world of the Gook family (mostly Sade of radio's 'Vic and Sade') and their Midwestern talky-talk. (credit: Paul Rhymer and his Rhymerisms) [a work IN PROGRESS]

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THE CRAZY WORLD OF VIC AND SADE
VIC AND SADE CHARACTERS
Jimbo's VIC AND SADE RESEARCH NOTEBOOK

40-xx-xx Hank's $200 Wardrobe

"I'll tell you what he wants and you'll probably send your undershirt to Detroit, Michigan parcel post."

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"I bet he's gonna be King of Peoria."

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'til who laid the chunk (2) 1900 squillion (1) actin' like I robbed the People's Bank building (1) agreeable as your shirt (1) angles by the gallon (1) as a horse (6) big as a horse (1) Billy Patterson (3) black as a cannibal (1) black as the nine of diamonds (1) Boys that are lucky enough to have the opportunity to get sent to high school and then don't take advantage of it aren't hardly in a position to throw stones at glass houses (1) bullet that choked Billy Patterson (4) can't carry a tune in a bushel basket (1) careless as a horse (1) centses (2) changes the subject like a bull in a china shop (1) choke a horse (1) choke Billy Patterson (2) clean as a horse (1) Clock tickin' away like a cyclone (1) confused as a horse (1) could have knocked Mis' Appelrot over with a pick axe (1) cowboy from Pennsylvania (1) cut off my nose with a pound of butter (1) doo-funnies (1) doo-jigger (1) drownin' men grabbin' for straws (1) excited as a horse (1) Fifteen centses (2) free as your undershirt (1) gay as an oyster (1) grateful as a horse (1) grateful as a lion (1) halfway-civilized-sized brim (1) hands as clean as toast (Rush) (1) hate work like they hate a snake (1) head of cabbage the size of a piano (1) heavy as a horse (1) hoppin' around (1) horse (23) house afire (4) I bet I don't sleep nine minutes the whole time I'm in Carberry (1) I'd kiss a cow before I'd (1) I'll bet my necktie (1) I'm not three feet high (1) interested as a horse (1) it's been as quiet as my thumb (1) jaws droppin' down on your chest nine feet (1) jump over the People's Bank building (1) jumped right through the floor (1) just sittin' here with our shoelaces in our eyelets (1) just sittin' here with our teeth in our mouth (1) King of Peoria (3) left a dent on your head when ya went to take it off a person could hide their pocketbook in (1) like a frying pan (1) like a horse (1) like a horse fell on ya (1) like an eagle's nest (1) like I know my big toe (1) like the inside of a gunny sack (1) loose bananas in the bean (1) millions and squillions (1) nice as pie (1) nine million years (1) no more sense than a bicycle (1) now who in name of Detroit Michigan is trying to sell us Christmas cards (1) oceans (1) People's Bank building (2) person wants to hear himself answer the phone (1) pinch their nickels until the eagle squawks (1) pineapples off the same tree (1) put my leg in a tea kettle (1) Quarters and seventy-five centses don't grow on trees (1) quiet as a horse (2) rabbit (4) rich as a horse (1) room to shoot a snake (1) rotten as a horse (1) scream like a panther (2) screamin' like panthers (1) shoes (5) shoes to hop off and hit the ceiling (1) sittin' around lettin' our teeth grow long (1) sittin' here with our teeth in our mouth (3) Slippery as an owl (1) sneeze at seven dollars (1) space to tie our shoes (1) squillion (1) squillion times (1) squillions (3) starin' our heads off (1) stole a horse (1) swallowed her shoes (1) ten thousand miles a minute (1) than a horse (3) than a rabbit (2) that you could stuff a materess with (1) They size me up for a bunny rabbit (1) this little business (1) this thing-a-ma-doodle (1) tittered like a horse (1) to a horse (1) trash to fill ten gunnysacks (1) undershirt (3) want your undershirt to explode into a million pieces (1) We're not sendin' great big monstrous high school boys to high school just to hear ourselves think ya know. (1) who laid the chunk (3) wouldn't hit a lion with a flyswatter (1) you could send my undershirt to Detroit Michigan parcel post (5) you'll sell your grandmother's shoes (1)

A R C H I V E

37-11-28 Congress and the Supreme Court (gdg)
37-06-04 Sade's Trip to Dwight (gdg)
38-11-30 Sade Wants to Buy Vic a Hat (gdg)
39-03-08 Mr. Erickson's House Repairs (gdg)
39-04-25 Rotten Davis Phones (gdg)
39-04-26 Sade's New Luggage (gdg)
39-06-01 Grandpa Snyder Christmas Cards (gdg)
39-06-13 Porch Collapses Rotten Takes Blame (gdg)
39-07-05 Two Tons of Coal #1 (gdg)
39-10-06 Double Feature in Hopewood (gdg)
39-12 01 Vic's Christmas Card List (gdg)
39-04-03 Speaking Acquaintances (gdg)
39-01-16 Flower Garden Arranger (gdg)
39-01-02 Lodge Regalia Out On Loan (gdg)
39-08-30 Rush Mad at Pre-selected School Clothes (gdg)
39-10-31 Blue-Tooth Under Gook Davenport (gdg)
39-11-06 Charlie's Fish Snapshot (gdg)
40-01-02 Painted Portrait of Big Dipper (gdg)
40-01-12 Vegetable Garden (gdg)
40-01-22 R. J. Konk's Improved Portrait (gdg)
40-02-02 Mr. Donahue Gets a Promotion (gdg)
40-02-20 Rush's Good Looks (gdg)
40-02-27 Deep Currents of High School Life (gdg)
40-03-19 Bess Letter; Grocery List on Top (gdg)
40-03-25 Smelly Clark's Big Date (gdg)
40-03-27 Vic Fakes the Cornet (gdg)
40-05-27 Mis' Scott Getting Too Chummy (gdg)
40-04-10 Nicer to Sleep Over for Two Weeks (gdg)
40-04-04 Rush Must Make a Call on a Girl (gdg)
40-05-06 Working Out Hank's Indebtedness (gdg)
40-05-03 Engine Cab Ride to Chicago (gdg)
40-05-06 Working Out Hank's Indebtedness (gdg)
40-04-04 Rush Must Make a Call on a Girl (gdg) <-->
40-04-10 Nicer to Sleep Over for Two Weeks (gdg) <-->
40-04-15 Milton's Dirt in Fruit Jars (gdg)
40-05-27 Mis' Scott Getting Too Chummy (gdg) 40-06-17 Mr. Sludge to Sleep Overnight at Gooks (gdg) <-->
40-06-14 Freedom Last Day of School (gdg) <-->
40-06-18 June Christmas Card Pressure (gdg)
40-06-24 Mr. Gumpox Blows Kisses (gdg)
40-07-01 Ruthie Has Secrets (gdg)
40-07-13 Short Bio of Little Dipper (gdg)
40-07-22 Mr. Donahue Asks for Demotion (gdg)
40-09-xx Mr. Sludge Goes to Sleep and Grows a Mustache (gdg)
40-10-27 Hot Soup (gdg)
40-11-19 Brick Mush Man Caught in Revolving Doo r (gdg)
40-12-17 A Bijou Lifetime Pass (gdg)
40-12-31 Howard has a New Harness (gdg)
40-xx-xx Mis' Appelrot Rearranges the Furniture (gdg)
40-xx-xx Hank's $200 Wardrobe (gdg)
41-01-22 A Very Pleasant Noon Hour (gdg)
41-01-24 Boss Waits in the Car (gdg)
41-02-03 Wallpapering at Midnight (gdg)
41-02-07 Landlady's Photos Again (gdg)
41-02-16 Manual for Wives of Sky Brothers (gdg)
41-02-24 Uncle Fletcher To Meet 1 AM Train (gdg)
41-03-04 Vic Wins Broad Brimmed Hat (gdg)
41-03-25 Muddled Shopping Money (gdg)
41-03-27 Hank's Weather Service (gdg)
41-03-31 Rush Wants His Interest (gdg)
41-04-04 Dinner Invitation Withdrawn (gdg)
41-11-24 Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade A Stall (gdg)

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