40-09-xx Mr. Sludge Goes to Sleep and Grows a Mustache (gdg)

"Got no more sense than a bicycle." (Rush)

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"One minute an individual could be hoppin' around, gay as an oyster, and the next minute be no more good than a shoe." (Rush)

39-04-03 Speaking Acquaintances (gdg)

"Hey, you want your shoes to hop off and hit the ceiling?"

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"You want your undershirt to explode into a million pieces?"

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"I found out something that will make your Sunday hat turn green!"

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"You could of cut off my nose with a pound of butter."

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"Well, you could have taken a dish mop and elected me King of Peoria."

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"The more I think of it, the more you could have put my leg in a tea kettle."

39-01-16 Flower Garden Arranger (gdg)

"Boys that are lucky enough to have the opportunity to get sent to high school and then don't take advantage of it aren't hardly in a position to throw stones at glass houses."

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"Mis' Harris swallowed her shoes she thought it was so cute!"

39-03-08 Mr. Erickson's House Repairs (gdg)

"And when I tell you what he was up to, you'll sell your grandmother's shoes!"

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"This family pours enough fifteen centses in that picture show to choke Billy Patterson!"

41-11-24 Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade A Stall (gdg)

"I was grateful as a lion."

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"The way it is, there's not room around here to choke Billy Patterson."

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"Man comes home from the office mad at his wife before she's even got time to choke Billy Patterson."

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"Clear out nine or ten bushels of rubbish and we'll have space to tie our shoe."

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The big, ole box of lodge certificates takes up enough room to shoot a snake."