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"You want your undershirt to explode into a million pieces?"
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"I found out something that will make your Sunday hat turn green!"
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"You could of cut off my nose with a pound of butter."
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"Well, you could have taken a dish mop and elected me King of Peoria."
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"The more I think of it, the more you could have put my leg in a tea kettle."
